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Limericks thread (Inspired by Dr. Jones)

Post your Limericks here. THis is also for flirting between Dr. Jones and I. Dr. Henry Jones - you have wooed me with your limericks and indepth knowledge of arcane and historical information. I look...

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Americans tell redneck jokes, Canookians tell Newfie jokes... and the Brits tell Irish jokes...There once was an old man from CarmieThis gent was both clueless and barmy,The poor sod had no witMost...

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There was a lass named DCThe boys said she was sleazyShe deadzoned my threadNow she's good as deadNext time my code won't be easy!(oh gosh I'm horrid at this....p.s. love you DC!)

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As a chopper, I know I'm quite lameCopy, cut, paste! Will bring me no fameBut you have to admitThough they may look like shitMy chops can be funny, just the same!

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Kess D'oh, I totally messed my meter...I thought it was 7-7-6-6-7...I'll have to make another one

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There once was a whore named Scarlet Bess,Who could not write quite as well as Kess,But posting she did knowAnd her post count did showThat she needs to clean more, and post less!

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Wow, 100 already!

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Bess!! The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical. -- Vyvyan Holland

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There once was a PI named SheriAt first, her avi was quite scary.She recruited RK,Everybody yelled "yay!"Are we proud of her talents? Yes, very!

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Sing it sista!!

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Oh, Starkeesha, our proud little Newfie,Shows us pics of her home, but they're goofy.Not an igloo in sight,And we know that's not right,We want pics in your mukluks, all poofy!

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Miss Kesstreau's a lady with pluck,For a wise word she is rarely stuck.But there's one thing not right,This one character blightWhat's this whole obsession with mukluks?

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My love for the mukluk is queerWarm and soft, I hold them so dearBut, Momsie, you seeIt's not too cold 'round meSo I never could wear them, I fear

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here is my stab at a limerickyou start with a city and a chicthe chics from the city, neither are very prettyand usually there's a guy whose a XXXXthat bout right?/bows

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You can stay, Indy.

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Good show!

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My you are all very talented! I love a good limerick, and daresay a bad one as well. A friend who's in liquor productionOwns a still of astounding construction.The alcohol boilsThrough old magnet...

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To solve a most difficult code -upon us, a challenge bestowed."We've got us the Voynich" was G&G's sales pitch.I pray that my head won't explode.

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